Building a Microverse Battery
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!
Tired of regular batteries running out? Why not power your gadgets with an entire civilization? In this recorded course, you'll learn how to create a Microverse Battery—a self-sustaining energy source where tiny beings unknowingly generate power for you. We'll cover Miniature Universe Containment, Forced Labor Ethics (or Ignoring Them), and What to Do if They Invent Their Own Battery.
🔋 What You’ll Learn:
✅ Designing a mini-universe power grid
✅ Maintaining technological dominance over your tiny energy generators
✅ What to do when your Microverse realizes they’re being exploited
✅ How to crush rebellions before they start (or negotiate... if you’re a wimp)
🛠️ Join now and build the most questionable power source in the multiverse! 🚀
